Sung to the tune of: "Puttin’on the Ritz"

C’mon people..take a look!
You’ll really love your new YOURbook
You’ll browse..we’ll hook! You’ll enjoy our wits!
Just like "yearbooks" back in school..
but personalized, hey ain’t that cool?
We’re hopin’ you’ll…find that this fit fits!

Bridge:

Parodies, and portraits! we’ll detail ya’!
Even with some fine paraphernalia..we’ll regale YOU!
If you want a special gift that gives your donee quite a lift
You get our drift? Spray ‘em with this spritz!
We will wow you with a song..YOUR lyrics, friend..you can’t go wrong!
Some drawings too..all of it for you!

Bridge:

If you like to sow or weed or garden…
you’ll be guaranteed we’ll put that part in! Yes friend, indeed!
So get this project underway..just order now, yeah, why delay?
What do you say? To puttin’ on a hit!??J